Greta is
Okay, so here's the deal. I went to Google.com, typed "Greta is"
and here are some of the results from the first two result pages and I
took a few captions from different phrases, and this is what I came up
with:
Greta is...
...enormous amount of spam
...what you want
...analyzing the angle she has to turn her eyes depending on how far or
close an object is
...a great cat
...available for daily, weekend or full week charters and static functions
...Turfway Park's second leading jockey
...a pretty accomplished beagle
...also remembered for her beer run
...my sneaky trouble starter
...sometimes used by hispanic families as a treatment for stomachache
or intestinal illness
...the tomboy
..."stuck learning something she should have learned long ago."
...an inspiring young alternative rock artist and a rising star
...definitely not annoying or stupid
...increasingly recognized as a unique voice in jazz
...adopted
...a drop dead gorgeous 2 year old female with elegant markings
...graceful and holds herself with poise
...in grade 1, and is reading very well
...lying unconscious in the tub (all dressed)
...a beautiful and passionate woman
...good with children, cats, and other dogs
...a floor manager
...13 months old
...one of the most persistent self-promoters I’ve ever seen
...a defense lawyer
...a food editor
...14 and attends a local school
...a bit wary of humans
...a wedding photography specialist
...still free
...enigmatic and beautiful
...self- centered and mischevious
...wildly curious, immensely energetic and totally committed to whatever
is on her plate
...a Germanic beauty with a formidable front and tight package in rear
...outgoing, quick-witted and full of energy
...my hero (ine)
...not mrs. Laramie, she is not married to Ernie, and she does not own
Umberto or Yolanda
...magnificent
...dumb
...a woman of diverse interests and talents
...a mess
...is now a tree blocking the left hand channel
...squandering her literary talents editing cookbooks
...shallow and quite dumb
...almost suburban
...confirmed in the Swedish State Church
...thrilled with her family's achievement
...chosen by a new boy-wonder author to edit his next book
...a 20 meters long, 5 meters wide, very comfortable day trip dive boat
...innovative and flexible
...definitely her fathers jewel
...not a happy shopper
...a real rock star, our bass goddess
...so small and light
...my underarms and my legs since I was about twelve years of age
...both upsetting and bizarre
...cosmetic facial surgery
...such a loving girl
...a mother of two daughters and has three law degrees
...sometimes in the bar socially, on a Saturday evening
...hopelessly addicted to drugs
...just to the left of here
