An innocent little girl of good intent named Jenny walked down the bike route. She was headed down to her poor, old, dying grandmother next door to deliver a batch delicious cookies made with tender love and care. Walking down the snowy path almost to her sweet grandmother's house she saw a dark, stooped shadowy figure come up the hill with an angry face.
As Jenny saw him coming, she tensed up because he looked like a creepy old man who snatched little girls off the street and sexually harassed them. Jenny started to walk faster. Suddenly he jumped and landed in front of Jenny from 20 feet away!! Jenny trembled with terror, thinking what does that creep want with me?!? What's going to happen to me?
The man had glowing red eyes and fangs. He let out a wolf-like growl and Jenny almost dropped her cookies in fear.
"YOU LITTLE LAW BREAKER, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING?!?" The man yelled so loud that snow fell from all surrounding trees, "WHAT GOT INTO YOUR HEAD, MAKING YOU THINK THAT IT MIGHT BE OK TO WALK ON THE BIKE ROUTE?"
"I-I-I w-w-w-was j-just g-going n-next door to b-b-bring my-"
"SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR DUMB EXCUSES! LIER!! I BET THERE'S POISON IN THOSE COOKIES! LET ME TRY ONE!"
The man roughly snatched Jenny's cookies out of her hands. The man took a large bottle clearly labeled "DANGER: POISON!!" and had a skull and cross bones. Raising bottle high dumping a generous amount over the cookies. Jenny cried, "HEY, I spent hours baking those cookies for my grandma! Now they are ruined!!" Jenny started to sob. As the man was about to bite into the freshly poisoned cookies Jenny looked over into the window of her grandmother's house. She saw her grandma's cheeks pressed against the window with sad drooping eyes that were starting to water. Booohoooooo Jenny cried. "This is the absolute worst anyone can do to an old grandma that spent her whole life helping others!!! Didn't your mommy tell anything about kindness and respect!!! Ya know, a few manners wouldn't hurt either!"
"SHUT UP, YOU! These better be the best cookies I have ever tasted!" The Man said biting the cookie a spitting the crumbs into Jenny's face. "Mmmmmmm, these are great, *choke* *choke* ackkkkkkkk* what did you do to these things! I *ackkkkkk* new these things were poisoned!"
The Man's giant face turned purple and his red eyes turned light pink, and The Man fell to the ground with a CRASH as his rolls of fat hit the ground. Jenny hadn't noticed, but The Man was so fat he had chins on his chins. Jenny went up to The Man and kicked him lightly in the stomach. Jenny soon found that was a mistake because it sent all of the rolls of fat into movement.
The Man quickly pulled out the antidote and chugged it down. After a few seconds, he got up. He turned to Jenny and snarled, "That settles it! You're coming with me to juvie!" then The Man grabbed Jenny by the nape of her neck and dragged her away.
As she was being dragged, she saw her grandma in the window. Her grandma's face was pressed against the glass and she had a horrified and sorrowful look on her face. Her mouth was opened into a soundless scream of torment. Jenny cried and reached toward her grandma with one hand and yelled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"