Waffle's Vengence
By Greta

A FAT young woman sat down for breakfast a resturant, "I would like a waffle with strawberries and a coffee. RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!" The woman shouted at the top of her lungs.

The waiter was shocked, "what a rude woman" he thought.

The waiter left the table to get a waffle for the woman, the woman sat there critizising all the decorations of the resturant. "That window treatment is out dated." she would mutter. The waiter once again returned to the ladies table.

"Her you go Ms. Enjoy!!!" the watier said evily, crackling with laughter as he was setting the gigantic, sticky, strawberry filled waffle in front of her. As he left the woman muttered under her breath, "Heh, heh what's his promblem."

The woman looked upon her waffle and said satisfactorly, "Mmmmm, this looks delicious." She grabbed her fork and lifted it over her sholder at stabbed the waffle right through the middle.

"OOOoooowwwwch!" the waffle yelped. "What the hell did you do that for, lady!" The wiggled himself and got up on the plate and started to yell at the lady. "What the hell is your problem?! You can't go around stabbing innocent waffles you know. What did I do to you? I'm calling the cops wait, I have a better idea!"

"Wait, ummmm...I'm sorry...I didn't know that you were...well that you were, you know.." The woman trailed off as she sat nervously crouched into the corer of the booth."

"Oh just shut you pie hole!" The waffle said and he leaped off his plate and landed smack dab in the middle of her face.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, get this thing off of me!" The woman screamed. Everyone else in the resturant stared and giggled as the woman tried running away from the humiluation knocking over tables and chairs until she got to the door. And yelled, "I'm leaving!" as she did she was trying to yank the waffle off her face, but she did not suceed.

The waiter yelled out, "Hey lady, you gotta pay for that!!!"

So the woman went on for the rest of her life with a waffle stuck to her face